Zohran Mamdani’s Win Is Proof We Don’t Have to Settle for Newsom 2028

The Bushwick bisexuals have it! We can ask for so much more, and at COYOTE we plan to.

A spin on Zohran Mamdani’s campaign ads showing this site’s cartoon COYOTE, photoshopped with Aretha’s hat on its head, in front of the words “CONGRATS NEW YORK CITY.”
Aretha would have loved this for you, Zohran. (Reo Eveleth/COYOTE Media Collective)

It’s official: Lefty, pro-Palestinian, gay club-attender Zohran Kwame Mamdani has won the mayorship of New York City! In February, he was polling at 1%; now he’s headed to City Hall. 

This victory happened in spite of the Democratic establishment’s refusal to acknowledge the mayor-elect’s existence until it became nearly impossible to do so, despite the newspaper of record’s editorial board writing that Mamdani doesn’t “deserve a spot on New Yorkers’ ballots” in June, and despite centrist pundits’ repeated warnings that inching left would be an electoral death sentence.

This should be a wake-up call to moderates and think tanks who’ve shoved spineless candidates down our throats for decades: Political scarcity is a myth, and we don’t have to settle for ghouls whose platforms insist on the expendability of our kin

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